Projíždím youtube a co nenajdu xDDDDD padám pod stůl, dámy a pánové, co je moc, to je příliš xDDDD
všecko se to odehrává kolem italské výslovnosti angličtiny... xDDD

M.: I want 2 piece!
W.: Go to the toilet.
M.: You no understand I want 2 piece on the my plate
W.:You better no piss on the plate you son of a bitch! xDDD

M.: I want a fock!
W.: Everybody wanna fuck.
M.: You no understand i wanna fock on the table!
W.: You better not fuck on the table you son of a bitch!

M.: I'm teele him i wanna sheet!
Manager.: Go to the toilet.
M.: You no understand! I wanna sheet on my bed!
Manager.: You better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch!

Check out counter: Peace on you.
M.: PISS ON YOU TOO, YOU SON OF A BEACH!

The italian man who went to Malta